The Metrosexuals Have Been Replaced by the New Self-Obsessed Spornosexuals

Remember "metrosexuals" became a thing? The term, created twenty years ago by Mark Simpson, describes men who are into their appearance, themselves, and have money to burn. It was a new way of thinking about men who cared about traditionally feminine things—grooming, their "look", and so on. At the time, it had ladies clutching their pearls, and men denying their metrosexuality for fear they'd be thought of as "girly" or "gay". But now, it describes the general male population—particularly t...